Really? Tattoos are out? This is the new thing?

Call me old school, but I find shit like that, body piercings, massive lobe earrings....all that shit just annoying.

I dated a couple of fantastic-looking women in my singles-years. Way out of my league. But I wasn't intimidated to talk to them mostly because I had a secret contempt for their body piercings. That someone so stunning could be so dumb as to stick metal things in such an amazing work of art as that body somehow made them approachable to a schlep like me.

Even the one with the pierced tongue. "Wait till you get a blowjob with it," she once whispered to me. And yeah, it was nice, but it was nice because it was a blowjob. The whole time I'm wondering, "What if the cap comes off? Is that thing going to stab me?" Even after I got over that fear, I never really liked it, for the same reasons you don't put an almond in the middle of sushi.

I'm ok with tattoos, for the most part. As long as it isn't stupid. One girl I dated had a tattoo near her crotch that said, "Volleyball is life." She liked volleyball. Meh, we still fucked, but it didn't help.

All right. I'm done.

 

I agree. Maybe it makes me a bad person, but I knew I would never marry a girl with tattoos and piercings because I wasn't about to have kids with them. Nothing quite says "class" like a mother with a bunch of tattoos and piercings.

 

You know what's funny about that picture is that I read somewhere that the Tapout logo was added later on a UFC forum.

 

I think it's fine if someone wants to get something small, but I just think they look trashy. And earrings are fine, but pierced lips, noses, eyebrows, etc.... I just don't get it. I dated a girl that had a pierced clit..... it just kinda creeped me out.

 

If a girl has a mundane tat or minor piercings on her that's not a big deal. I'll concur with that sentiment.