re: The Facts Of Life

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  1. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    She just didn't have the heart to tell you she's decided to take her place in the Mrs. HCP service line...
     
  2. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    It's all upside for single men over 30. Guys will date pretty much anyone around their age, a little older, and a lot younger. Meanwhile, many women tend to only date men their age or older. And of course at the upper end men die earlier.

    Pure demographics keep widening the pool for you and shrinking the pool for them. So start chumming.
     
  3. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    I like your way of thinking. :)
     
  4. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Yeah, generally we're more established, make more money, and more worldly/have more game. So its pretty easy to bang girls in their early 20s to mid-40s right now for me. Its fun and all, but at the end of the day we all want to meet a good girl to settle down with.
     
  5. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Unless you're like me, and couldn't get a hand job in a crack house with an 8-ball taped to my nuts...
     
  6. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    its much easier if you go out of the country. american women are teh suck.
     
  7. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Mrs. Manti Teo is now available.
     
  8. chevyrunssometimes

    chevyrunssometimes Member

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    Hey man, just checking your threads ... wtf? Ahh well. It's not always easy being ... the one who lives vicariously through himself. :-)

    Here's to love -- cheers.
     
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    chevyrunssometimes Member

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    I dumped a girl for making a list. But I do like your (therapist's) advice.
     
  10. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    I wouldn't say teh suck. But my wife is English and after 13 years her Britishisms still bust me up. Foreign girls are hawt.

    On the other hand, travel is kind of a bitch. This summer I'm taking the wife and kids to England for 6 weeks. If I can pull it off for under 14 grand, I'll be patting myself on the back.

    Jesus. I still can't believe how much money this is going to suck away. $6500 just for four plane tickets. Fuck me. For that much coin I should be in orbit.

    Find yourself a nice Thai girl, ABM. Thailand is cheap as fuck. Just check for junk first.
     
  11. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    see, when you're a single guy, shit is cheaper. no schedules...no need to see lame monuments and tourist crap. .just use miles to book a ticket. cheap room in central area....booze, women and relaxing....just depends on how gangsta you want to be....but accomodations eat up most of the $$$$.
     
  12. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    I love being a husband and a dad. But I gotta admit, I miss the days of sleeping off a hangover on some random beach in Mexico. I miss the hookups that came with backpacking around Europe. A lot of it I guess is just that I miss being 24 and only responsible for myself.

    But like you said, at the end of the day it's having somebody to share it with.
     
  13. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    Good advice for dating maybe, but true love is UNCONDITIONAL.
     
  14. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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  15. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    wait, she's getting 2 masters? what is she, 24?
     
  16. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Maybe she's a slave to a gay couple.
     
  17. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Crazy, crazy, crazy.

    Actually, she's studying/planning to become a specialized medical expert witness (HUGE bucks!) in her retirement .

    That's when I plan to be back in the picture. :pimp:
     
  18. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, what a way to live life paying off student loans into your 80's.
     
  19. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    She's rich.

    Next.
     
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    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    A rich woman pouring away hours of time, money and energy to make the "big bucks"?
     

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