I always knew you were nothing but a whore! Taking this job just makes it more obvious to the entire world. Sellout! Don't tell me about having bills to pay. It's spring time, plants are growing, grass needs mowing. There has to be tons of job opportunities for you now.
I shall infiltrate the enemy from behind the lines!!!!! I'm bringing SuperMan back to the 503 with Steve Blake to back up Dame!
Hey guys, I just received an offer to help hide the finances of Al Qaeda. What do you think I should do?
I don't know who "the great one" is, but if you can get paid by the purple and piss, go for it. You gotta support my main squeeze in the manner in which she is accustomed, and getting you out of town is a win-win-win.
Fuck you NSA. If I have to take off my shoes at the airport, why doesn't grandma? She's the one who should take off her shoes. She has nothing left to live for anyway!
You know what? With Kobe out, I... I actually don't hate the Lakers all that much. I still hate Howard because he's a total dick, but the rest of 'em? Not so much. Nash? Good guy. Blake? Good guy. Gasol? Good guy. MWP? Total space cadet, but actually kind of loveable. They don't even have the Rick Foxes or Sasha Vujacics to hate on any more.
I was telling my friend about the last time I had sex with Mrs. HCP and her twin, and he asked, "Twins? How can you tell them apart?" I said, "well, her brother's the one with the mustache...
If it makes you guys feel better, I just talked to their producer and let them no I couldn't because of other work conflicts. Had I been free, I would have done it in a heartbeat. #gottapaythembillsfams