Beer is better than Jesus

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    Beer is awesome! It ain't even close to Jesus, though. I'm his micro-brah.
     
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    I need help, trying to come up with a good pun for hops vs. hopes.
     
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    You're hopless
     
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    Now THAT was a rye response! :cheers:
     
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    Now THAT was a stout response! :cheers:
     
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    Head's up. Good on ya! :clap:
     
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    Beer is fucking gross.

    11.) If you have too much beer, you throw up.

    12.) If you drink too much beer, you get fat.
     
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    Looks like someone tapped into more responses.
     
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    I like to "hops" around
     
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    Though some dispute the actual quote, Benjamin Franklin was alleged to have said:

    Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.
     
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    He was a wise man who invented beer.
    Plato

    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
    Kinky Friedman
     
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    Nothing is better to drink than an ice cold beer on a sunny day
     
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    I don't drink and when I did; I never liked beer. I never was a fan.
     
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    A lot of asians are allergic to beer.
     
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    I think both are terrific. Why choose?
     
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    Yeah I turn really red and can't breath. I get extremely bloated too.
     
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    Are you talking beer or a night with KS?
     
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    Amen, brother! :cheers:

    OK, well, Jesus before beer in every situation. :angel:
     
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