I wouldn't trade Darius Miles for Joakim Noah. I'd rather not root for a team at all than root for a team with that scumbag on it.
If you guys want Garnett, you guys would need to want Pierce. No way Garnett is leaving without Pierce.
For several reasons, any of which would get picked at, ridiculed, and dismissed were I to lay them out. Nothing anybody could say has a remote chance of changin my mind, so I'm gonna choose to not whack this hornet's nest with a stick, lol...