Holy crap! Blazers announce signing of...

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    How's his 3pt shooting? He better make his FTs or we'll be seeing hack-a-Dalai Lama when the game is on the line.
     
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    "Dalai-Lama" [clap, clap, clap clap clap]
     
  5. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Great--you just doomed him to become a locker room problem and get traded mid-season.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Thanks, I just stole that and retweeted it to the Blazers, lol.
     
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    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Great 3 point shooter and a big hitter.

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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Anagram for Damian Lillard = Dalai Lamdril. Sounds like the name of a Middle Earth Buddhist...
     
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    ...with athlete's foot.
     
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    As if our defense wasn't pathetic enough already.
     
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    HA! I was cracking up when I saw that.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    MA ID ANAL DRILL
     
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    Damn, you molest a chicken or two and people start calling you a yolk groper on the internet.
     

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