This is why I love Reddit

In any other context than this thread, I'd be fucking pissed. I'll rep you too, but keep this one under wrap.

 

Why do black people only have nightmares?
The last one to have a dream got shot.

 

This thread is disgusting. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves.

 

I think it works better if you say "I was eating pussy the other night, and suddenly I could taste horse semen. I thought to myself, 'Gee, Grandma, so that's how you died...'"

 

The three pedo jokes were hilarious:

You can say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly around schools and playgrounds.

I have no respect for pedophiles, they're fucking immature assholes.

and my favorite

My girlfriend thinks I'm a pedophile, but what does she know? She's only 8.

 

Here's one for HCP: "Mexico doesn't have an Olympic team... because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already across the border"