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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Sent from my baller ass iPad FAMS!
     
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  2. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I think being an Alpha is a good thing......... That said, J Jack just brought it! He's a warrior , no pun intended! Pendergraph was to. Now JP I'd like next to me in a fight for sure!


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  3. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Which Blazer had the most active sex life? And which current one?

    Who was the biggest asshole? Which current one?

    Which of your current bosses is the biggest asshole?
     
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  4. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    What do you weigh? What is your height?

    When you met KingSpeed, did you secretly check out his looks?

    How high can you leap?

    What would you leap for?
     
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  5. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Have you ever tasted a dog biscuit?
     
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  6. Further

    Further Guy

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    You forgot to ask where he was going to work next after getting fired from this job for answering those queries.
     
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  7. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    What did you weigh when you were full height but young?

    To which type of food do you attribute your weight gain? Do you sleep with a pillow?
     
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  8. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Where the fuck are my answers?

    Did you have any answers in high school?

    How has your philosophy changed since then?
     
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  9. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    What a fucker!

    Didn't your agent teach you anything? I'm boycotting your next movie.
     
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  10. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    I bet he sleeps with one of these on road trips.

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Do you have any opinions on self-enamored celebrities who snub their fans?
     
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  12. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    This.
     
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  13. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Are you a pitcher, or a catcher?
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    Does Elliott Williams hold a grudge against Chris Johnson for his injury?
    Are Victor and Rudy sweater buddies?
     
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  14. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    He was on for 1 hour 27 minutes. That's 4 hours in Mexico. Maybe you have to turn off your phone in the airport celebrity lounge. Maybe he spilled his champagne in the little plastic cup onto his phone. Maybe he got busted for that bomb in his shoe.
     
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    Will your wife be home while you are in London?

    Go Blazers
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    this was a ruse. he had someone else pretending it was him while he snuck back into Mehico.
     
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  17. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Love you guys, have to board the plane..... Keep it real while I'm gone!


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  18. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    One glimpse of stardom and he kisses off us little people. Why did I think he'd be different from the rest.
     
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    1) When you are finished having sex with underaged asian boys, where do you hide the bodies?

    2) After you dear wife found you "enjoyed" sheep and other small animals, what was the first thing she said?

    3) When you have finished off the last eightball of cocain, how long before you start on the herion?
     
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  20. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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