Emmanuel--wasn't that the name of that little dude who played Webster? Damn! Now I understand why so many of you are trolls. Memorial Hospital, Salem. And I'd celebrated my first Blazers championship before a lot of you whippersnappers were born.
They don't call me McBaller for nothing: A baby was born in a Washington State McDonald's restroom and the mother didn't know she was pregnant. Most mothers have months to prepare for a child, but Danille Miller had just minutes. Miller was working the nightshift at the McDonald's in Vancouver, Washington when she suddenly ran into the restroom feeling ill. Her co-worker, Jaynae Herrera ran in after her. Herrera asked if Miller was okay but something was definitely not normal. Miller was in pain and shaking. And to her shock, she was giving birth to a baby, right over the toilet. Jaynae called 9-1-1 and with the assistance of a dispatcher, helped deliver the baby. One of the first things the dispatcher said to do when the baby was delivered was to get the baby out of the toilet. Miller had a six-pound baby boy and named him Austin.
Did you hear about the guy that went to Europe for a sex change operation? He was the first guy to go abroad and come back a broad!
