Understanding the Bible

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    In my mature years, I’m finally beginning to understand the Bible!
    For those who haven’t heard, the State of Washington just passed two laws:
    • Same-sex Marriage
    • Legalized Marijuana

    The fact that same-sex marriage and marijuana were legalized on the
    same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says:
    “If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.”

    Ha! I just hadn’t interpreted it correctly before.
     
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    That's awesome!
     
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    Lmao!!!! I like it
     
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    I've head that one, pretty damn funny
     
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    You mean he didn't come up with that on his own?


    Booooooooo!
     
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    It is pretty funny. It's also not what Leviticus 20:13 says in any version I've seen.

    Go Blazers
     
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    20:13 => 2013
     
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    Well Yeah is does, sort of... if you assume stoned is involved here.


    Leviticus|20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them
    have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be]
    upon them.
     
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    No, that's WAY different.
     
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