So, Michael Douglas gets throat cancer and decided to blame it on all that cunninglingus he did in bachelor days. Yeah, it was all the pussy he ate, not all the cigs he smoked, booze he drank and lines he snorted.
The odds for oral cancer increase 6X if you drink, same odds for smokers. I don't think it's contagious though.
This spreads open new theories of cancer. Maybe cancer cells are engorged crabs. Or maybe his throat got cancer from ingesting chemical scents the women had sprayed on in advance. Just like breathing smog and getting lung cancer.
The end of this article confirms that it can happen. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20705848,00.html
HPV causing throat cancer has seen a sharp increase in recent years. Scientifically speaking, no joke about it. HPV is also the leading cause of rectal cancer.
isnt there a vaccination for HPV? HPV seems to lead to too many types of cancer for everyone, lets just take this up as a charge for our society like we did with polio and vaccinate this scourge out of existence. One full generation of mandatory vaccinations and HPV would be a thing of the past and we proud carpet munchers could go wild like a black bear catching salmon.
I've gotten part of the vaccination for men here in CA. Its a 3 step deal. Obviously does little tangibly for me but I figure its good for public health LOL.
