Theist vs Atheist Haiku's

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  1. Further

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    lets attack eachother through Haiku


    Life uninspired
    To think, always as Jesus
    Find another quote


    First steal and then lie
    punch, spit and cheat people
    time to repent
     
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    The mockery
    The atheist, complains of judgement
    Only to judge others
     
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    Turned to the mirror
    I just saw only myself
    I must be Jesus
     
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    The atheist Jew
    A new world
    No imagination
     
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    Not that it matters, but the general rules for Haikus is 5 syllables for line one, 7 syllables for line two, 5 for line 3.
     
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    the atheist Jew
    betters the Christians two ways
    in thought and in soup
     
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    Dammit!
     
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    Dammit he does say
    has he heard the good news
    he is forgiven
     
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    Your god is not real
    Christopher Hitchens did say.
    Thoughts now: Hot in here?
     
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    The vast universe
    It was made with me in mind
    No? So arrogant
     
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    General rules which
    you violated in your
    first fucking haiku.
     
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    I've been wondering
    about Jerry Garcia
    How grateful is he now?
     
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    Would Steven Hawkings
    Scream through digital voice box
    While burning in Hell?
     
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    Everlasting praise
    Father, son, and ghost--Heaven?
    No, North Korea
     
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    Invisible friend
    Father Christmas for grownups
    Rather sad, really
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Drank blood on Sunday
    Then feasted on the body
    Christian cannibal
     
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    people waste their time
    learn Klingon in the basement
    or read the bible
     
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    Atheists' Christmas,
    Now there's a contradiction.
    Celebrate or cry?
     
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