Theist vs Atheist Haiku's

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  1. speeds

    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    We're all athiests
    When it comes to Zeus and Thor
    I just go one more
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    "Judge not," He once said
    to his flock, "Lest ye be judged."
    Not many listened.
     
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  3. Further

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    ya, i wrote them quick, tried to adhere to the rules but may have screwed up. I was not posting the rules to chastise anyone, just realized some people might not know or remember the right pattern. Have to go now, but ill check in later. Hopefully you and others have fun in this thread.
     
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    When atheist hits
    His left thumb with a hammer:
    "Oh, nothing damn it!"
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Just jerking your chain,
    Not trying to start a fight.
    Haikus are fun shit.
     
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  6. Further

    Further Guy

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    one thing is for sure
    I have no problem saying
    "Holy Fuck god, ouch"
     
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    Noknobs fragile brain,
    Uses crutch to argue God,
    Feel sorry for him
     
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    Oops. Has to be in haiku...

    Atheist who takes
    Our God's holy name in vain...
    Shows hope for him yet.
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Hey guys am i do-
    ing it right? does this still count
    if I break up words?
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    i ask "do we burn?"
    he says "no, we fucking rot"
    my dad sure is cool
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    babies die in fires
    people get their dicks cut off
    mysterious ways
     
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    Mysterious not
    Satan reigns the world today
    God will overcome
     
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    If my belief's wrong,
    I'll never know that I'm wrong.
    Athiests will know.
     
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    if satan runs shit
    and god is all powerful
    i guess im confused
     
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    my fav haiku ever, and almost on topic?

    worker bees can leave
    even drones can fly away
    the queen is their slave
     
    3RA1N1AC, Jun 20, 2013
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Many are confused
    When free will is obtained
    Knowledge will free you
     
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    Anyone with mind
    Would take solace in the fact
    Of knowing the truth
     
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    I believe this true
    On both sides of the belief
    To believe or not
     
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    Priest bangs a child
    Repent, all is for forgiven .
    But Gandhi will burn?
     
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    That's good!

    Remember the truth
    Priests aren't the only Christian
    And even Gandhi knows
     
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