Theist vs Atheist Haiku's

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  1. 3RA1N1AC

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    some say that gods love
    makes you feel warm and fuzzy
    so does getting drunk
     
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  2. magnifier661

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    And drinking in grace
    Brings greater reward in man
    Than living in sin
     
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    whispered in her ear
    "accept jesus inside you"
    as he blew his load
     
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  4. Further

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    Jesus had nice abs
    Budda was a big fatty
    Is one type divine



    When I take a crap
    And really have to push hard
    I am almost god
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Sometimes, just sometimes
    The atheist can be right
    When they plead for help.

    The Christian chooses
    To give out their loving hand
    To witness for Christ.
     
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  6. speeds

    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    You're my favourite, Job
    But Satan's been talking shit
    Prepare to suffer
     
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  7. speeds

    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Athiest chooses
    To love and help his neighbour
    Promised no reward
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I have not met one
    That chooses to live selfless
    Without any goal
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    The atheist thinks
    Christians only look into
    The Old Testament

    The christian believes
    That the Old Testament is
    A past reference
     
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  10. Further

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    Yes yes yes yes yes
    Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
    Yes yes yes yes yes
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    You might as well write sentences if you're going to do it like this.
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Sadly, I must die
    Your ancestors stole some fruit
    Dad never forgets
     
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  13. Further

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    God Hates ***s, they say
    He sends hurricanes and floods
    Gay love is evil?
     
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    Kill him, Abraham
    Climb the mount, cut Isaac's throat
    Show me you love me
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    They were two poems silly
     
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    Hey, this is almost a Haiku, lol!

    [​IMG]
     
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    Father Son and Ghost
    Lots of personalities
    Ask Tyler Durden
     
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  18. 3RA1N1AC

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    Found it in a jar
    Now our savior walks again
    Cloned from his foreskin
     
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  19. 3RA1N1AC

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    The hipster Jesus
    Turned water to PBR
    Before it was cool
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    You're all incorrect.
    There is a one true god here.
    He is LeBron James.

    :devilwink:
     
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