Porn Is Of The Devil

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  1. VanillaGorilla

    VanillaGorilla Well-Known Member

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    I once got a retweet with a ";)" from my favorite porn star, it was awesome.
     
  2. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    What's his name?
     
  3. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    That's simply a Central Oregon cop-out. Things like that happen over there, for certain.
     
  4. MickZagger

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    Oh, spray some windex on that computer screen of yours. Ya big, matzah ball, you.
     
  5. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    UPS left a package of mine out in the rain today.....those turkeys.
     
  6. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    Might have been me. I delivered on King Rd. today. More down by 82nd though.
     
  7. MickZagger

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    Ghetto area, by around the Fred Meyers by Johnson Creek. Barf.
     
  8. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Whatchu talkin 'bout, Willis?!

    On second thought..................
     
  9. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    They've been correctly delivering here forever. I made up a big sign to all the carriers to put stuff inside a sliding patio door. He musta been new. Ahh, well. No damage was done.
     
  10. SlyPokerDog

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    "Dear UPS, Please put all porn deliveries inside the sliding patio door."
     
  11. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Porn is of the devil, silly.
     
  12. Charcoal Filtered

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    Porn might be of the devil, but at least there is variety. A guy can only rub a few out to Proverbs before it losses its luster.
     
  13. Charcoal Filtered

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    I thought I saw you delivering a couple weeks ago in Salmon Creek too.
     
  14. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Wrong.
     
  15. SlyPokerDog

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    Hahahahahahahahaha!
     
  16. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    WOW!
     
  17. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Just stop......please.
     
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    I work out of Portland.
     
  19. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Ok, so....

    Favorite porn sites?
     
  20. SlyPokerDog

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    Just stop what? Your answer was funny.
     

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