What would you do if you saw Jesus Christ?

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  1. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Hypothetical scenario...

    Let's assume Jesus Christ was real and he decided to give you a visit. You have just one question to ask him; what would it be?

    My question would be....

    "Can I actually see the beginning of creation in summary?"
     
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    I would ask him what he is doing on my toast.
     
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    ...throw stones?! :dunno:
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I've always wondered about that really. The first three books in the bible can be really depressing.
     
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    That was good
     
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    According to Sly, you should get to know him, before asking questions.
     
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    I'd ask him if he had a 45 of Surfin' Bird
     
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    I would get him to sign a contract making me his agent and then I would start negotiating pay per view deals, merchandise, movies, etc.
     
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    I'd ask how big his Johnson is.
     
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