That doesn't answer why you're so eager. It's because you're a pessimist and you enjoy trying to spread that pessimism. Does that make you happy?
Also, how would signing Kaman to a 1 or 2-year deal be "desperate"? Somebody has to play center while Lynyrd/Withey develop.
Re: Freeman: Blazers to meet with Chris Kaman once FA period opens Yes!! So whats that going to be 15 years of rebuilding when all said and done? Can't wait!