Whitey and Withey? The Twin Toeheads? Since one is all offense, the other all defense, maybe the Albino Yin Yangs? (I can just imagine the marketing poster: "What is the sound of no hands clapping?") Gotta be a nickname in there.
Ivory and ivory Sit together in perfect harmony Side by side as they bench warm, forlorn So white are we Everybody knows White centers are the same where ever you go There is bad and worse in all of them But can we live And can we give a fuck about two stiffs that just suck Just Oden luck Ivory and ivory Cause the good ones just all fall with injured knees So we'll keep grabbing these white bread Corn fed zombies
Hans and Franz... http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/pumping-up-with-hans-and-franz/n10121/