Blazers second-most tattooed team.

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  1. Rastapopoulos

    Rastapopoulos Well-Known Member

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    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    We will probably see a quick or canzano article soon talking about how the blazers are turning into the jailblazers again and that we need to trade them.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Ranked up their among the top things I couldn't care less about.
     
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    Only old people still think tattoos are bad.
     
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    What about old pirates?
     
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    It will be hilarious seeing people tatooing entire bodies when they are 50+
     
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    Not 'bad'. Most are just ugly. Like that one.
     
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    I have no problems with ink on dudes. It's when they cover a good looking woman's arm that I think is absolutely idiotic.
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Damn, where's Robert Swift when you need him. If Olshey can find a way to land Swift, we could be No. 1!!!

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    Who the @#$% cares about what team has the most tattoos? The sad thing is the media is probably going to pick this up and were going to get 50 articles titled "Return of the Jail Blazers: BLazers are second most tattooed team in the NBA".
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Not that it matters, but look for us to drop down the list. That list is based on last season's rosters and we're losing:

    With Tatoos:
    Sasha Pavlovic
    Eric Maynor
    J.J Hickson
    Jared Jeffries
    Nolan Smith

    Without Tatoos:
    Luke Babbitt

    Gaining:

    With Tatoos:
    Thomas Robinson

    Without Tatoos:
    Robin Lopez

    Not sure what the rookie tat situation is, but look for whoever signs Chris Andersen and J.R. Smith to pass us on this list.

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    I love how tattoos are still vilified.
     
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    The measurement system needs to be refined: instead of number of players who have tattoos, it should be square footage of skin covered with tattoo. The Nuggets or Heat should win that one.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Seems like an odd thing to keep track of.

    I wonder which team has the most nipple rings?
     
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    Does HCP count as being part of the team?
     
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    I believe tattoos are generally measured in time, rather than in number, with people who tend to get a lot. With perfect information we'd be able to properly rank NBA teams in this critical category.

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    Pet rocks were once all the rage, too. The tattoo mania will eventually die down, then begin to seem like an odd period in our history, and everyone with tattoos will be wondering why they got them in the first place.
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Probably because old people have seen first hand the affects of the aging process on body art. What looks awesome at 25 probably won't be looking all that hot at 65. And with so much truly bad ink out there what looks bad now will look absolutely hideous a few years down the road. Wrinkles and gravity catch up with everyone eventually

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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Villified or ridiculed? Face it, for every good tattoo there are probably 100 really bad ones. J.R. Smith has some of the ugliest tattoos I've ever seen, Birdman looks like a cartoon character (and not in a good way) and then there's the previously mentioned Robert Swift. Nuff said...

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