Milwaukie Blazer Man. I'm thinking I've sufficiently paid my proverbial dues in this town as to make this significant change of monikers. ABM would hard to lose, though. You know, kinda like this older Blazer long-sleeved T (has a hole or three) I can't seem to part with. Do you have any older clothes (shirt, pants, shorts, etc.) like that? You know, the kind your spouse or significant other secretly tosses into the garbage can....only then for you find and pull back out to wear at a later date?
Well, you do live here now. You should get over it. Besides..... Nobody wants your old name. Unless they're just doing it to get your goat.
You really want to be recognized as living in Milwaukee. I mean, Atlanta is thought of as kind of a cool town. Milwaukee is thought of as the worst place in the world now that we've leveled Detroit.
I don't live in Milwaukee, though. It's Milwaukie. Used to be known for more strip clubs per capita than any other American city (or something like that). Glad they're closing some of them down, though.
