Real issue I'm dealing with - atheism vs judaism

thy kettle runneth over

 

In which dimension?

 

Is this a set up for a joke?

 

Ok folks, that was a un five minute blast in this thread.



Summery
Christians know all about Jews, Jews know nothing.

 

Dude, those are dilithium crystals.

 

Great example of a strawman! Reppd

 

Conversely, there is more proof that you're a dork than all of the above combined.

 

Well yeah... You've seen the TV show and movies right?

 

Sammy has stolen the rabbi's gold watch.

He didn't feel too good about it, so he decided, after a sleepless night.

to go to the rabbi.

'Rabbi, I stole a gold watch.'

'But Sammy ! That's forbidden! You should return it immediately !'

'What shall I do ?'

'Give it back to the owner.'

'Do you want it ?'

'No, I said return it to its owner.'

'But he doesn't want it.'

'In that case, you can keep it.'

 

Clooney was SO out of character......or was he?

 

I heard that, I got the cyclops and the sirens, but that was the only comparisons I picked up.

 

It makes me uncomfortable. Because some fundamentalist Christians include the founding of Israel in their view of the apocalypse, followed by the conversion of 1/3 of the Jews, the mass murder of the rest and the end of the world. I am oversimplifying of course but that is the gist of it. When I see Christians, often overtly anti-Semitic, who are the great friends of Israel I start to cringe. Or as you say get freaked out. If you want to be "friend of the Jews" work with us to get religion out of secular law. You know, like bans on marriage equality or the manic attacks on women's reproductive choices because Jesus loves forced vaginal probes.

 

Funny how you posted in the "strawman" thread and used the same tactic that you just described.

So show me where Jesus loves forced vaginal probes?

 

It's called sarcasm, magnifier.

 

Sarcasm or not; it's still strawman