The great lengths guys will go to see some titties ( . )( . )

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  1. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    He must not hang out at the Children's Museum or a Portland mall. There are titties everywhere. I had a mom whip her gummy worm nipples out mid-conversation in the OMSI kid's kitchen.
     
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    Did they look like fried eggs hanging from a nail?
     
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    I'll be at OMSI tomorrow morning with the kids. Maybe I should pull out my moobs to strike a counterbalance.
     
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    Nice description and will use that in the future. It looked more like a Cheese Doodle though. Not for sure if they were conforming to the kids mouth, but they were definitely crooked.
     
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    I would probably be less offended at that compared to some of the stuff Portland mom's pull. I understand that a kid has to eat. They take it over the top though. One mom was literally chasing her toddler down during story time with boob in hand. Had another that looked like she was trying to stuff a football in her kid's mouth in the water area. Would not have had a problem with it if my son was not obstructed from playing.
     
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    KPW!
     
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    Guys. Go easy. It's been a rough day for Sly.

    Hopefully they limit his punishment and he can focus on being a mod.
     
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    Having friends of mine who have kids has been a really unsettling experience. I have a number of friends of mine who don't think twice about breastfeeding in mixed company. WTF? The last thing I want to see are the breasts of my friends, or worse yet, the wives of my friends.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    I have a friend who was breast-feeding her newborn daughter in my brother's living room. Her family and ours are close enough that nobody was the least bit uncomfortable. Another friend showed up, saw the new baby, and while giving his congratulations to the new mother, he leaned over to get a closer look at what he thought was a sleeping baby (his face got to within a couple of feet of the baby's). I wish I had a picture or video of the look on his face as it finally dawned on him what was going on. Funny as hell.
     
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    What's the big deal?

    A mother feeding her child from her body is one of the most natural things there are in this world.

    I don't find it disconcerting in the slightest. Definitely not "really unsettling" or "WTF?" worthy.
     
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    Yeah, I had a co-worker go into another person's office and give her a hug from behind.

    Dude: Uh, [Name], are you pumping right now?

    Woman: Yes, [Dude], I am.

    Dude: I'm going to leave now.

    Woman: Yes, good bye, [Dude].

    (all of this said while Dude was still hugging)
     

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