http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/08/21/penis-exorcism-china-ghostbuster_n_3788941.html You thought it was important to wear a condom before, now you have to worry about your penis catching herpes and ghosts.
That's just cause you've never seen a ghost, but there is a good chance you don't see ghosts because your vagina is so quick and efficient at catching ghosts. Hey, there are tons of Americans that believe in ghosts, and I think that's as good an explanation as any. But I don't believe in them either. But I will point out, my penis has reeled in an angle or two over the years. This conversation started off weird and then took a turn for the insane.
I love and hate this conversation all at once. The story may not be proof that ghosts exist, but it's the best evidence I have seen that god exists.
GOD used to exist but now he's Further. If I've caught all those ghosts you'd think someone sooner or later would notice them. Would I find a ghost on a tampon?
Lol, well since they go from white to red I doubt it, but if they go back to white you've caught a ghost.
You don't know much about ghosts, do you? Oftentimes, you don't even know they're there. Does anything strange happen down there? If so, they're probably there. If there's somethin' strange, in the neighborhood........
