I wasn't born a whore, it took over a decade to hone my whorish skillz (i got a lot of loot at my Bar Mitzvah). Be proud to have learned from the best, the most blatant, balls to the wall, gape like grape ape, whore of all whores. Bow down to the King of whores (but protect your orphacies), FURTHER!
I know you're not suppose to laugh at your own jokes or pat yourself on the back, but I just love the alliteration and rhyming and just overall phrasing "gape like grape ape". And since I am a whore, I will now solicit reps for coming up with such a colorful turn of phrase. Ways to use it: I say "gape like grape ape" (instead of the more common "good day"). As a youth my favorite cartoon episode was "gape like grape ape" I can't give blood, I was recently in Paraguay performing "gape like grape ape" There are many more ways to use this succulent sentence, feel free to adjust it to your life. Don't forget to rep your waitresses.
Sit and spin bitches ToB, I just repped you in another thread for actually being a great poster, so I couldn't do it here, now. The rest of these weasels got their reps simply for being in this whore thread.
Also, this is fun and all to mess around with for the posters who come here during the dog days of summer, but once basketball comes into focus again, I think we need to let this thread die, or even lock it. Whoring is for the offseason.
Repped for suggesting regulations on whoring. We can't just let whores go around unchecked! And rep for everyone else on the page too...
We are the whores of the OT forum. Accept it, live it, embrace it . . . all year round. As one famous whore once said "I've got bills to pay and reps to had" (But yes . . . probably best to let this thread die)
