[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

I made a black dude give me a shout out on youtube while counting hundred dollar bills. pretty dope shit.

 

going to one of my bro's 1 year old son's Bday BBQ this weekend. What should I bring? Should I bring a bday present? Bottle of wine?

I'm thinking something like a toys r us gift card for 20 bucks or something.

 

Got this. Tried to find the loudest most annoying gift lol.

hoop fam

 

I hate fake boobs, they ruin women.

 

I like her thicker. small tits are teh suck.

 

You think those new boobs look good?

 

They look fun. I could care less about the "refund gap" to be honest. they kind of fucked it up but its something you can fix.

 

I guess I just prefer tiny titties to fake ones. Especially with girls like Hayden Panettierre that have small, compact bodies. She looked much better with small boobs.

Nevertheless, I'd motorboat those fake ones til the cows came home.

 

you can't really tell that much of difference to be honest. I mean I don't get the big hangup, what's weird about fake tits, the way they feel? I mean they don't feel that different.

 

I've never even felt a fake boob.. they just look really bad to me.

 

GET ON IT SON.

 

I used to have a breast implant on my desk to play around with. fuck I wish I knew where that went. I'd throw it at people.

 

Give me fakies all day everyday.

 

I would expect nothing different from you.

 

As I would expect nothing different from you.

 

Da,n I was supposed to get a breast implant sample from a rep yesterday but I didn't catch her at the meeting I was at. She said she can get me one though...,,gummi bear implant woo woo

 

Mike dantoni and mark jackson are both on my flight from chicago to la right now.

hoop fam