Song lyrics that make no sense

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  1. julius

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    From Bust A Move by Young MC.

    "Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
    In five days from now he's gonna marry
    He's hopin you can make it there if you can
    'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man"

    If your best friend is Harry, and not Larry, why would you be the best man for Larry, the brother of your best friend Harry?
     
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    Paul McCartney

    Band on the Run

    “Well the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun,
    and the first one said to the little one there, I hope you’re having fun.”

    “Well the undertaker drew a heavy sigh, seeing no one else had come.
    And a bell was ringing in the village square for the rabbits on the run.”
     
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    Beck - loser

    "In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
    Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
    With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables

    Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
    Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
    Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control

    Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
    Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
    Someone keeps sayin I'm insane to complain
    About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt

    Don't believe everything that you breathe
    You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

    So shave your face with some mace in the dark
    Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park"
     
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    I'd like to nominate the majority of Nirvana songs...

    But here is mine: Camera Phone - The Game feat. Ne-Yo

    "Cause I'm gangsta, and I'm ridin' with Ne-Yo"
     
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    I love bad bitches that's my fuckin problem. And yeah I like to Fuck I got a fuckin problem.

    Asap rocky - fuckin problems

    Not sure how either of those things are problems.....
     

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