My Digital O

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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Today is the first day the Oregonian has switched from daily delivery to 4 days a week. Instead of getting a newspaper they want everyone to go here - http://digital.olivesoftware.com/Olive/ODE/Oregonian/

    This is terrible.

    First, My digital O sounds like a porn site for women. Nothing wrong with a porn site for women but the name is awkward for a news site.

    Why keep the traditional newspaper format? Arrow here, zoom there, and they expect people will pay for this in 30 days?!?
     
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    Digital O sounds like an exam for prostate cancer.
     
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    I thought you were getting a digital version of Oprah's magazine.
     
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    I thought it sounded like a pr0n site.
     
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    It reminds me of looking at newspapers on microfiche. Painful.

    I am a supporter of assisted suicide, so I think it is fine that the O has chosen to hasten their end rather than suffer on life support for years.

    They are choosing a rather messy method of suicide, but at least they'll be at peace.

    barfo
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I gave The Mrs HCP a Digital O while sexting!


    Sent from my baller ass iPhone 5 FAMS!
     
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    Is that why I didn't get a paper today? Does the bill change to (get lower) or same price for less days of delivery?
     
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    The bill stays the same because you now get free access to My Digital O.

    Enjoy!
     
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    Whadda ya mean, "enjoy"?

    I don't want free access to your digital O.

    Perv.

    Who do you think you are, Mayor Adams?
     
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    You thought that was digital? That was me in your bed with Mrs. HCP.

    I somehow thought this thread was going to be about SPD's vagina. Wrong again.
     
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    Bummer . . . yet I probably still won't cancel
     
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    Now they're going to include the Saturday paper in the the Sunday paper so if you switch to Sunday's you'll pay less.
     
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