I have a sore neck.

I elevated my pillow during my sleep last night and now my neck is sore.

 

going to ask the HR chick if I can use her vibrator to ease some of the tension.

 

Gargling too many balls

 

or not enough.

 

fuck, I wonder if I inject some botox in my neck if that will relax my muscles.

 

come on, someone fucking dance for me.

 

I'm tired.

Can't focus.

Stomach is uneasy.

But I am otherwise fine. Tough evening of drinking.

 

Start a thread, noob.

 

I was going to. But doing it after you did it to make fun of Further's thread, I thought it'd be lame. Unless everyone does it.

MM, cue the new, "I have cancer" thread.

 

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-a-Sore-Neck

 

El-P, take your own advice and find an Asian girl to rub it out.

 

eh, the actual massage is generally only 1-2 minutes whenever I go.

 

I know if you take a Viagra and it gets stuck in your throat you wake up the next morning with a stiff neck.

 

Update: Its still sore.

 

Well, if it's been more than 4 hours call your doctor.

 

I need dat obama care.

 

Start jerking off vigorously with the hand opposite of your neck pain. That should straighten everything out.