Bachelor Parties

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Discuss.

    How have the ones you've been on (doesn't have to be your own) been? Any crazy shit?

    Have they been crazy nights on the town? Going to Las Vegas?

    The reason being I'm writing an ebook on how to throw a Vegas Bachelor party and seeing how people's experiences have been.
     
  2. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Best bachelor party I've been to was in Vegas. We blew a shit load of money, got bottles every night, partied next to Floyd Mayweather and Too short performed live at the club.

    Worst bachelor party was in Vegas. We blew less money, it was just a bad group of peeps. Just went to strip clubs the entire weekend. I hooked up an opportunity to party with current WWE divas (the bella twins) but everyone else dropped the ball and wanted to have teh ghey. Instead we spent $2000 to get two ugly hookers to our room to strip for us and they didn't even get naked. the fuck.
     
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  3. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    I have only been to one and I was throwing it for my twin stepsons who got married a week apart. Since they don't drink and are very innocent types it was sedate. I set up a gambling atmosphere with a black jack dealer... and the invitees in lieu of gifts had to spend $40 each to gamble. The proceeds went to the kids towards some nice dinners on their honeymoons. I also had an open bbq, music... I had arranged for a couple of gals in bikinis to show up but that got nixed at the end when one couldn't show.
     
  4. Further

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    I'm not much of a fan of bachelor parties where the whole point is to throw TnA at the groom. My favorite was all the guys packed up and went camping. About 20 miles away all the women went camping. Then, the second night, all the men and women met up and partied together at Edgefield and got rooms there for the night. That was a blast that still ended up with everyone having sex, but it was with our loved ones.
     
  5. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Being in LA, 80% of the bachelor parties I've been to have been in Vegas. Pretty formulaic. I've been to one where no one really drank, all we did was race little cars at something like Malibu Grand Prix and ate some dinner afterwards. Didn't really feel like a bachelor party at all.
     
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    They probably had a real bachelor party without you. :MARIS61:
     
  7. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    We chartered a bus for my brother's bachelor party. We picked up the last passenger at his house near Portland, and the guy's next-door neighbor just happened to be having a party. The bus pulled up in front of the neighbor's driveway, and much to the surprise of his guests, at least a dozen of us poured off the bus carrying beer coolers and bottles of beer and started introducing ourselves around. It was a good five minutes before we finally figured out we were in the wrong garage, lol. On to Harvey's Comedy Club (the comedians that night were TERRIBLE) and then to the titty bar. Several people pitched in and paid for four or five lap dances for my brother, who refused to break his "no lap dance" promise to his wife-to-be. We finally decided to bring the bus driver in and he got at least three of them. He said it was his favorite tip ever!
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Yeah. Not being married, I can't imagine the shit a fiancee tells the bachelor before the party. One of my good friends had a bachelor party and we had to physically force alcohol down his throat as he wanted to "stay in control" (and this is a bro who drank alot and got wasted all through our party days). He had like 2 shots the entire night. so weird.
     
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    I've been to a couple. Just went got fucked up and took a taxi around Portland to different titty bars. Got a handy at one of the joints from a Pornstar named Friday.
     
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    always pay extra to get the groom a rhino
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Mine was about 15 of us......Played a round at Pumpkin Ridge......dinner at Ringside and strip clubs the rest of the night. Had a blast! Good luck on your book homie!
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Disc golf, then bbq at my house, then Union Jack's and then Sassy's. Pretty low key, nobody threw up, nobody got kicked out. I enjoyed it because I don't like conflict or stress.
     

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