MORMONS!

I don't think HCP even knows something as basic as missionary. Pretty sure he's still a virgin.

 

The Church of Satan - LMAO, no, LMFAO Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Mags, I've new found respect for you.

 

Lol! Lanny! How ya been man?

 

Tell them if they ever come to your door again you will kill them.

Then wish them a nice day.

 

My parent's neighbor is a JW, and even though they've told her multiple times they aren't interested, there's always those weird pamphlets on their door on Saturday.

 

I have a good friend who has made it more than clear he's not interested, and they come by every weekend.

 

The Watchtower. A multibillion dollar business just off the pamplet alone.

These are some of most versed, scripted, coached people you are going to find. If you don't know the bible. Don't get into any discussions.

 

Where do you get training like this??? ^^^

The liberal Golden Rule?

 

Oh, on days I feel up to it, it's hoot! It is funny to watch them start leaking out

 

Julius spends a lot of time on 82d

 

I'm always polite and tell them thank you but I'm not interested, and to have a good day. Quick and easy

 

Don't you get a free 2 years in a foreign land, pretending to be a missionary? Sign up. When they excommunicate you for fooling around, you got that long vacation.

 

Great idea!

 

@ Mags

I don't get over here too often but OLive is getting more and more inundated with creepos and I feel the need for a little sanity so here I am. I've been cruising the boob tube and playing with my ticket sales so I stepped out for a while. I just now snooped around in here.

I'm so pumped about opening night that I want it to start right now. Can you make that happen? There's a bright, shiny nickel in it if you can.

Wife's calling me to take my meds right after my late night snack. Later

 

I can't wait either brother. I think this season is gonna be a blast! Excitement all the way and even a playoff series win! Take care brother. Fucking get used to this format so you can ditch those losers in olive

 

Stay! You won't find any here.

 

Welcome back lanny. You are talked about very highly so even though I don't know you well, I'm glad to have you posting here.

Yes, that Blazer excitement that only happens before the season is starting to really kick in. Only thing keeping me grounded is pac12 football. But can't wait for the opening night.

 

What's up? I left the OL forum so you could have it all to yourself with your friends. Now you don't like it that way??

 

Y'all should trade places, like that one movie

Face Off

 

I am a pretty nice guy but if I get a solicitor at the door or phone I just say we're not interested 'thanks' as I am shutting the door or hanging the phone up. Don't give them a chance to respond as they always have a scripted response to anything you say.