Dave's Killer Bread Cereal Killer!

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Alright, it's 4:15AM and this shit just made me crack up! Well done!
     
  2. Strenuus

    Strenuus Well-Known Member

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    This was fantastic! lmao.
     
  3. SheedSoNasty

    SheedSoNasty Well-Known Member

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    Or high on wheat.
     
  4. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I think it's pretty sad that you all are making a joke over the guys obvious mental breakdown. That is some pretty low-brow humor you guys are exhibiting. I mean, it's sad that you guys are making a joke about of the fact that this guys career is possibly toast.
     
  5. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Hey, when your a public figure and you go off the deep end you put yourself out there for this kind of treatment. It's always been that way and it always will be, no matter how you slice it.
     
  6. TradeNurkicNow

    TradeNurkicNow piss

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    He'll probably get sliced up in jail.

    Am I doing it right?
     
  7. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Either that or he'll end up with some jelly on his buns.

    barfo
     
  8. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Oh, he won't get hurt in the joint. He'll just loaf around all day, not bothering anybody...
     
  9. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    Funny thing is I deliver to Dave's Killer Bread headquarters on one of the routes I cover for. I see Dahl all the time and he interacts with all of his employees like they're family. EVERYONE. He even jokes around with janitor types. He seems like a really nice guy, albeit a little rough around the edges.

    I think his brain is probably toast from his hardcore drug days and he's become schizophrenic.
     
  10. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    Not really. They charged him with a single count of 2nd degree assault.
     
  11. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    This thread is really getting stale.
     
  12. SheedSoNasty

    SheedSoNasty Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, we should probably just feed it to the birds.
     
  13. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    You are probably right but I hope people don't think we have a crumby attitude.
     
  14. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Maybe we should turn it over to the new re-crout... ons...
     
  15. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    This thread is like my toast this morning....very homosexual.
     
  16. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    Dave's Killer Bread guy will fit right in when he gets to the slammer as he loves it in the pie-hole.
     
  17. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    I absolutely love Dave's Good Seed Bread. It's like Fantasia for the taste buds. Real ingredients, real tasty, really smart business plan. Here's hoping Karma chases away his demons.

    A Tip of The Cap to a Real American. :cheers:
     
  18. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    pretty much any way you slice it, yeah.
     
  19. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    An ABM sighting!

    Have you been tied down with all your lady friend shenanigans?
     
  20. SheedSoNasty

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    This is not the place for caring about your fellow man. Moar bread puns!
     

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