It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.Candidate A-Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10martinis a day.Candidate B -He was kicked out t of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium incollege and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.Candidate C -He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinksan occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.Which of t hese candidates would be your Choice?
A - he's a real person. the war hero would have lofty ideals that are not practical for the common man.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>For president?..obviously C because he seems the most profesional and fit for the job.</div> Tsk, tsk, tsk won't you be surprized when you see who it is.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Rok @ Oct 4 2006, 08:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'> Tsk, tsk, tsk won't you be surprized when you see who it is.</div>
I dont know who I would vote for. But definitely NOT C. Hes too much of a wuss. Probably one of those vegetarians that go around telling people who are eating steaks in steak houses that meat is bad and they are going to hell for killing animals. Screw that. Im pullin a "Brewsters Millions" (doubt that many of you have seen this Richard Pryor classic) and im voting for "None Of The Above".
Ok Ill finish this.Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
<span style="font-family:Book Antiqua">Yeah, I've seen this before. As a matter of fact, it was on this exact same site (on a different board, though.. I believe it was the "Off Topic" board). Yeah, redneck got them correctly.</span>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (redneck @ Oct 8 2006, 12:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Ok Ill finish this.Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.</div>Hitler was a Great leader....except for the whole evil part. And the whole holocaust thingy and the whole WWII thing.
True, had Hitler not been a Tyranical madman he probably would be thought of as a great leader, he brought the Germans out of the depression, and brought their overall standard of living up.
Yeah, he helped the German people a lot. After WWI Germany was in a shithole and had a lot of Hyper-inflation. Hitler turned them around for the better. He was also an amazing speaker.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Oct 10 2006, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Adolph Hitler was hooked on amphetamines given to him by his doctor during his dictoral rule.</div>Needless to say, the dude kinda lost his composure during the war.
