5 word story game

Okay, here's how it works. I will start out a 5 word phrase, and then the next person will build on that with another 5 words, and than the next person will build on that, etc..etc..Once upon a time there..

 

was a man named Chauncey

 

Once upon a time there was a man named Chauncey Billups who loves playing basketball

 

Once upon a time there was a man named Chauncey Billups who loves playing basketball, he ate CB4 for breakfast

 

except that on weekdays he

 

Examines different bird species, and

 

Once upon a time there was a man named Chauncey Billups who loves playing basketball, he ate CB4 for breakfast except that on weekdays he Examines different bird species, and then masturbates on CB4's mom.

 

Once upon a time there was a man named Chauncey Billups who loves playing basketball, he ate CB4 for breakfast except that on weekdays he Examines different bird species, and then masturbates on CB4's mom. He then goes out for

 

dinner at a fancy restaurant

 

with CB4's mom and puts

 

.. his cock in her mouth.

 

<_<Then he gets kicked out

 

..because he refuses kinky anal..

 

that is done in public

 

then he called up Rasheed....

 

to beat him up badly

 

because he blew the playoffs....

 

but blew on cb4's tits

 

. Then Lamar Odom was mugged

 

by cb4's moms saggy cameltoe.