Bill and Jalen's 33 game "Birdmester"

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-t...-and-jalens-33-day-recap-the-first-birdmester

Very funny and plenty of Blazers love.

 

False advertising. An utter waste of time. Spurs/Heat/Pacers/OKC mentioned as contenders. GS, NO, LAC, Minn mentioned as must see outside of top 3-4. And, I turned if off when Rose said that West handled LA in Portland. Indy Homer.

 

Yeah that was garbage.

 

WTF?!?! A lot of Blazer talk? I didn't see hardly a single mention about the Blazers.

 

It's in there.

 

I'm on part 2, half way through. I should have passed on part one, since it was the start of the season.

 

Yeah... were they watching the same game?

West sure seemed like a non-factor in that game to me.

 

Their thoughts on Asik is very interesting. They think that the fact that hey quit on his team is a major turnoff, and they would think twice about trading for him.

 

I've been saying this all along. The thought of him gives me Damon nightmares when he sat the fourth quarters cause Anthony played better

 

You can't play him down the stretch because he's a horrible free throw shooter.

 

Yep!!! The great thing about Lopez is his ability to score if you sag and shoot close to 80% from the free-throw line

 

Jalen still thinks we're missing the playoffs? Are you fucking kidding? That guy is such a boner.

 

So Jalen says that West outplayed Aldridge in that game...

Aldridge - 28 points 11-19 shooting, 10 boards, 3 assists, 1 steal, 1 block, 0 turnovers

West - 12 points 6-14 shooting, 8 boards, 5 assists, 1 steal, 0 blocks, 1 turnover

Yeah.... not seeing it.

 

If you're looking for a Rod Strickland moment, bring in Asik and enjoy the implosion.

 

He said he watched the game the next morning while drinking his coffee. That must have been some strong, fantasy inducing beverage. Indy lost and he talked about the Pacers like they won the game - completely dismissive that they lost despite George bombing 5 threes in the final 3 min.

 

...and...scoreboard.

 

Let's see, how can I disagree with everyone at once!

Unlike Nik, I didn't hear much mentioned about the blazers. In fact they seemed to avoid talking about the blazers when they were talking about the "best teams".

Unlike KS I didn't think it was a waste of time.

Unlike NB3 I didn't think it was important that they screwed up the LMA vs. West thing.

Unlike BF I think (a mythical get-him-for-free) Asik would be a great addition to our team.

 

Really? lol You're gonna hold the "mythical, get-him-for-free" scenario against me?

 

Oh well if we are getting him for free, well shit yeah I would take them of their hands

 

No shit. lol I'm so misinformed. Why didn't I consider the "free" player acquisition clause in the new CBA? I'm slipping.