[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

No they dont but comeon you wouldent play with them

 

just booked vegas for haloween. I need to step up my costume game.

thinking the guys from dumb and dumber....in the tuxes. we'll see.

 

might do this with my friends. get a group of four...we might make custom shirts and make them pretty offensive.

 

I bought Chimichurri. gotta get dat steak.

 

using ad block. fuck this is good.

 

You're going to be an .....overweight Mexican?

 

I can't stop thinking of the "Greyhounds" (vodka and grapefruit juice) I had in Portland. Freshly squeezed...6 bucks and it had like 3 shots in it. So fucking money. forgot the bar though, it was by the Crystal Ballroom I think

 

http://www.yelp.com/biz/scooter-mcquades-restaurant-and-bar-portland

that's the spot.

 

Oh ya. I've gotten shit faced at Scooters many of times. I swear probably the stiffest drinks in town.

 

Thinking of getting a red cup dispenser to attach to my wall in the kitchen. should be pretty dope. I should get one for disposible cawfee cups too.

 

people who's haloween costumes are too good...creep me the fuck out.

 

After I updated my old macbook to the new mac OS it is so much faster. I think some old program was running in the background fucking shit up.

 

They have those ceramic solo cups, pretty dope

 

I know this girl who was pretty and then had orthodontic work done for mild crowding -- the orthodontist took out so many teeth it changed her face. Extracting teeth will affect the length/size of the upper and lower jaw.

In short, this doctor fucked up her face.

 

lol. bought ed hardy seat cover and floor mats for my pimp ride.

 

whats crackin' crackaz. I was rollin through hawthorne the other day and UPS truck, but it wasn't Zags, it was some mexican dude.

 

He was probably Vietnamese. Dude named Hung Luong. No joke. Real name. Delivers Hawthorne from the Willamette up to about 20th.

 

People who wear mickey mouse shirts...are annoying.