Sub. Zero.

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  1. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    Look very carefully at the fans reaction when the shot went in.

    I love it.
     
  2. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Sounds like a diet energy drink to me
     
  3. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    too many syllables, and your font is too big. I like big fonts and I cannot lie, but you other brothers can't deny... it's too big.
     
  4. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    That's Mo in the corner...

    That's Mo with his arms... raised...

    Whoopin' up on Cleveland
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;Pk0iiZ2UC0g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk0iiZ2UC0g[/video]
     
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    HailBlazers RipCity

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    [video=youtube;y1oteyM-wfg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1oteyM-wfg[/video]

    "A Superstar is born."
     
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    ABSOLUTE ZERO


    Fixed.
     
  8. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Sounds like a non-alcoholic vodka.
     
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    Truly fixed.
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Yeah, it's not very good.
     
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    I suppose if you were a drunk that failed science, sure. "Gamers" may get the mortal kombat stuff. Most people hear the word "SUB" and think "less than". Of course, those people also graduated high school, so I guess it just depends on your audience.
     
  12. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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  13. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    So much for Sub Zero
    welp
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  14. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Austin Rivers doesn't deserve any nicknames. His nickname is DNPCD
     
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    absolut vodka - medium grade vodka

    absolutE zero - the coldest possible temperature.
     
  16. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I'm trying to make a funny.

    Absolut = vodka
    Zero = no alcohol content

    Get it?

    :drumroll:
     
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    So... you're saying I don't get your joke. :( lol
     
  18. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    no! Only BF gets to make fun of someone else's nickname because it's a computer game!
     
  19. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    "Sounds like" <> "Spelled like."

    Just sayin'.
     
  20. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    What he's really saying is that the nicknames you create are just too esoteric for this community. Someone who would want to drink a diet vodka would likely appreciate the clever interplay of science and calorie content. Hoops junkies really just want a name that sounds cool.

    Think "Arrested Development" vs "Spartacus: Blood and Sand".
     

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