Prostitutes Demand Pensions!!

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  1. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    I think they should unionize and go on strike!:pimp:

    http://www.nbcnews.com/business/dut...-same-pension-perks-soccer-players-2D11765609

    Dutch prostitutes are demanding the same retirement tax benefits as professional footballers because of the "hard physical work" they do, according to news reports.


    The campaign to secure better retirement rights is being run by Freya, a company that wants to run a number of brothels in the central Dutch city of Utrecht.

    Wil Post, a lawyer for Freya told Dutch newspaper Volkskrant on Tuesday that "Footballers and prostitutes both do a difficult physical job that they cannot do their whole life. Therefore, they would like to be able to save as much as they can."

    Prostitution has been legal and regulated in the Netherlands since 2000, provided that there is no coercion, with businesses like Freya offering prostitutes, who qualify for unemployment benefits and a state pension in the Netherlands, a contract and salary.


    "Men prefer young women: there always comes an age when prostitutes no longer get any work," the lawyer told the AFP news agency, which reported Post as saying "it can take a prostitute more than 10 years to stop working because she's trapped as she can't save money."


    Post has asked the Dutch tax authorities for Freya's employees to enjoy the same pension perks as footballers who can put up to 5,000 euros (almost $7,000) a month into a tax-free pension pot.


    So far, the Dutch authorities have refused to comment on the request, Volkskrant and AFP said.
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Probably better quality people than footballers, too.
     
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    MARIS61 Real American

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    They're not taking this lying down. :tsktsk:
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Damn it! The prostitutes are getting pensions and Denny won't even get us prostitutes...

    or pensions.
     
  6. BLAZER PROPHET

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    You mods should unionize and strike. And you mods don;t need no prostitutes. I'd say you all prostitute yourselves enough as it is.
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    for a measly 5 bucks, I'll clear your record with Denny, and you'll have a happy ending.
     
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    so, you want to see the hookers stick together...hmmm
     
  9. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    This doesn't make sense to me. Why is it that they can't save money on their own?
     
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    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    It's hard to hoard money.
     
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    MMMmmmmmmmm............................................
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Especially whored money?
     

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