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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    some bro at a bar last night was hitting on me pretty aggressively. lol. so weird, felt like a piece of meat.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Trader Vics any good? for food?
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    ever since basketball season, my bang rate has gone way down. Just not willing to go out days when there's a basketball game on...anyone else?
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    10% off TARGET all weekend. teh fuck.

    The company also provided details Friday about the extent of the hack and the information that could have been compromised.

    The nation's No. 2 general merchandise retailer said cards used at its brick-and-mortar stores between Nov. 27 and Dec. 15 of this year may have been impacted.

    Target (TGT, Fortune 500) said there is no indication that any debit card PIN numbers were compromised. The retailer also claimed it doesn't appear that the three- or four-digit security code visible on the face of credits cards were breached. That means that the debit and credit cards that were compromised cannot be used to withdraw cash from an ATM or to shop online.

    Related: Related: 4 things to do after your card has been hacked

    But lawyer Robert Ahdoot, part of a legal team in California that has filed a lawsuit seeking class action status on behalf of Target customers, said he had spoken to shoppers who claimed thieves had used their debit card information to withdraw money from ATMs.

    The lawsuit alleges negligence on the part of the retailer, and also says Target failed to promptly notify victims of the hack.

    "Target has an obligation to provide adequate security for the financial information they collect," Ahdoot said. He recommended that consumers who suspect that their cards may have been compromised change their PIN numbers as a precaution.

    Target spokeswoman Molly Snyder said the retailer "typically doesn't comment on pending litigation."
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Whats a good tip to give at a "legit" massage place? I paid 30 bucks for a massage and gave them 20 bucks.
     
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    How legit was the handy?
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    no handy. It was a place with a bunch of tables divided by curtains so you could hear what was going on next to you. She kind of grazed my balls with her hands a few times though, but I think it was legit.
     
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    NOVoodoo Kickin it in 2525

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    Merry Christmas ya'll.

    I'm going to try to post on the boards again this next year, but I just wanted to post a quick update on what I've been doing since I took a hiatus from the boards, if anyone gives two shits.

    I finished my first round of law school down in New Orleans, my brother developed heart problems and is currently on his way out, and I'm now living with my girlfriend, and we're talking marriage and kids.

    Anyway, all of those things have kept me too busy to really engage myself back with the boards and post, but I'm sure I'll be posting more in the future!
     
  9. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Great to see you around! Sorry to hear about your brother. That's rough. If you and your gf get married and have kids you'll have to name one of them after me. Sly or Dog, your choice.
     
  10. EL PRESIDENTE

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    :cheers:
     
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    fuck, other than sleeping I've probably been in my apartment a total of 30 minutes the past week.
     
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    troll for sluts or spend the money I would have spent out tonight to buy obscure NBA jerseys? Kenny Anderson for $35!
     
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    I don't know what it is, the other day I saw these pretty ugly asian girls that were wearing boxer shorts. I could see their mounds and their ass....it just kind of "did it for me". Ever since then, I've been wanting to go out in some crappy bar and hit on ugly girls. :MARIS61:
     
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    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    I think I witnessed asian on asian crime....

    My japanese friend had a label for non-japanese and non-Koreans -- "lower Asians"

    Wtf does that mean?
     
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    all asians hate each other. there's a definite pecking order. Usually the darker the asian is, the lower they are on the spectrum (because having a tan means you work outside and therefore are stupid and are better at physical labor). Skin whitening is huge in asia.

    My japanese friend married a chinese girl and his dad threatened to disown him.
     
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    Japanese and Koreans are generally the most "civilized" of the asians. They dress the best, have the newest technology and are most westernized in terms of lifestyle. They see the rest of asia living in cardboard huts and shit.

    Filipinos generally like being classified as "pacific islanders" instead of being "asian" because asians are usually short dicked nerds, while filipinos are tall, long dicked alpha males who bang white chicks (one of the primary goals of 99% of asian males worldwide). Koreans can usually get white girls too. Everyone else is generally SOL.
     
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    probably staying in. have a slight flu, kind of makes me low energy. ripping on nate bishop gives me power though.
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Came across this on the internet. It's a little crude, but I don't know just had me laughing this morning.

    Epic Divorce Letter
     
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    KeepOnRollin Well-Known Member

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    That letter is Epic! I would love to believe it is true but it is quite a long-shot.
     
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    UNGGGHHHHH

    summer.

    [video=youtube;vDA4x00Amc8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDA4x00Amc8[/video]
     

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