Ore. man on meth fights off 12 cops while masturbating in bar

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    BEAVERTON, Ore. — A Beaverton man was arrested following a string of erratic outbursts that culminated in the suspect allegedly masturbating in a Salem roadhouse, officials said.
    It took a Taser and more than a dozen officers on Sunday to finally subdue Andrew Frey inside Iggy's Bar & Grill on Portland Road Northeast, the Marion County Sheriff's office said.
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    The 37-year-old man later told authorities he had used methamphetamine the day before and had no recollection of the alleged wild behavior, according to officials.
    A bartender told authorities that Frey exposed his genitals and started masturbating at the bar, officials said. By the time a Marion County deputy arrived on scene, Frey had moved from the bar to the bathroom, but reportedly had not stopped pleasuring himself.










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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    They are like zombies. You have to shoot them in the head to make them stop.

    Which I advocate for both zombies and meth heads
     
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    racist
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Seriously though, I am generally against drug use AND putting people in prison for years for using them but meth is just so fucked up. If a drug makes you want to steal your great great grandmother's wedding ring to pay for it that is not a good thing.
     
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    Wouldn't that really be Methist or Zombist?

    Meth isn't really the drug of choice for rapists and murders like the coloreds.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    hahahahahaha fucking wrong man. Hilarious though.
     
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    So the guy beat off 12 cops?

    Impressive.
     
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    What do you have against zombies?

    Go Blazers
     
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    Fair question. Wait, zombies don't sit on their ass, take my hard earned money for welfare and claim I am oppressing them, do they?
     
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    Wow, for some crazy reason, I assumed this was going to be a thread about how ZAGS finally snapped!
     
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    Blue balls hurts like a mothafucker. If I was mid jerk, it would take at least 12 cops to get me to stop.
     
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    Chicken or the egg?
     
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    By the way, did you ever watch Chappelle's Show?
     
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    You do need a new forum. Don't let the door hit what the good Lord split.
     
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    Yeah I did back when it was on
     
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    It was one of the best shows ever. They made fun of stereotypes. I just think there is a fine line that is hard to define as to where it goes from humor to mean spirited. I probably would put the line in a different spot than most. That shit he said was hilarious to me. I'll retell my Family Guy analogy if anyone cares.
     
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