Maris61 is in jail...

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  1. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Maris is a lot of things but Wise is not one of them.
     
  3. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Damn! There really IS a grinch that steals Christmas.

    Go Blazers
     
  5. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Does Maris put names of posters into thread titles? No. So why does he deserve the abuse of the mods naming a smiley after him?
     
  6. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    If that is really Maris then shame on Zags for dragging his personal life through the mud

    If that isn't Maris, then shame on Zags for personally attacking Maris by slandering him

    Regardless, shame on the mods for not locking this shit up and banning the OP. Aand especially shame on the ones who commented on it
     
  7. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    [video=youtube;ywh67DjqbGY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywh67DjqbGY[/video]
     
  9. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    and shame on you for having no sense of humor...
     
  10. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I prefer the SNL skit with Richard Pryor and Chevy Chase

    Or even the Garrett Morris skit about getting a shot gun and killing all the whitey's he sees

    Not sure what any of it has to do with this thread, but SlyPokerDog is slow
     
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  11. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I have a fantastic sense of humor. My humor often gets edited though. I guess I need to pick on...er I mean humor the right people

    Lesbians and black people no good
    Republicans good

    Got it
     
  12. MickZagger

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    Lesbians and black people good.

    Republicans awesome!
     
  13. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    That's not Maris, of course. Maris is lean with short neat hair and a well-trimmed very short beard. I prefer longer hair and try to look like a clean-shaven hippie, though I fail. At my age, when a hair gets to 6-8 inches long, it bails out and parachutes to the floor.

    So, uh, Sly or any other mod...about that smiley named Maris...when can we expect it to acquire a normal, noninsulting name?
     
  14. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Denny is the only one who has access to the smileys. The mods have nothing to do with it.
     
  15. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    How 'bout it, Denny? Also, shouldn't poor, long-suffering part-owner TrueBlue have smiley power too, even though the poor slave has nothing to smile about?

    Remember, mods and TrueBlue...one argument with Denny, and he'll name a bad smiley after you. We noblemen need to band together and shame him into renouncing the power to ridicule people with smiley names. This was done previously in the Magna Carter.

    So Denny, will you make a policy to not name smilies after people to ridicule them?
     
  16. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Denny IF you want to change the name of the MARIS61 smiley to SLY or SPD I wouldn't care at all.

    But it's nice to know that jlprk would get upset over it.
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Denny, you are a jerk.


    (btw, if you make me into an emoticon, see if you can make it this one: [​IMG]

    OR

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  18. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    If she read that, your grammar teacher would be the upset one.
     
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    More of a typo but thanks for pointing it out.
     

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