So what did you give Jesus for his Birthday?

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  1. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I gave him my heart and appreciation for providing humanity hope and grace!
     
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    Here he is holding my gifts.

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    Money, clothes and toys to under privileged families.

    No gift receipt though.
     
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    I got him some porn.:pimp:
     
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    As you giving him my heart in worship. And glorifying his name in a multitude of ways.
     
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    I drank shots for Jesus on Christmas eve.
     
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    And we should everyday! Funny thing my in-laws believe Jesus was born in the spring, the time of year Shepard's would be tending their flock. Kinda makes sense tho doesn't it?
     
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    Nothing.

    About time for him to give some stuff back.

    Between the vatican's Fort Knox-ish goldpile and the other tens (hundreds?) of thousands of churches around the globe hoarding wealth and property he could practice what he preached and save millions of innocent sufferers.

    Why is he such a greedy ass?
     
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    I thought you were hauled off to jail...
     
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    I'm not going to name names but some of you are lying about getting me anything for my birthday.
     
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    Tee hee
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    I didn't say "Jesus christ!" or "God damnit!" But that was just by chance. Also Christmas wasn't always celebrated by the church, I do believe. The protestants wanted to get rid of it, I though, back in the 16th century.
     
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