The Official Insult Nate Bishop So He Can Be Sure It Really Is One, Thread

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  1. e_blazer

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    Nate is the guy who puts the MO in moron.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Nate Bishop is so ugly, he went into a haunted house and came out with an application
     
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    He smells like bigfoot ate a bunch of burnt hair and then shit it out on a dead skunk
     
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    His basketball analysis is often comically wrong.

    hoop fam
     
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    No, Nate Bishop is so ugly, he went into a haunted house and came out with a job.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    And cosmically wrong as well.
     
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    I do not approve of this thread. Y'all are mean.
     
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    No, Nate Bishop is so ugly, he went into a house and the neighbors decided it was haunted.
     
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    Is that an insult? I'm offended in a deep and soul-crushing way.
     
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    Whenever someone types "Nate Bishop" into Google, it autosuggests "Nate Bishop Doo Doo Head"
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I think it's pretty funny, actually.
     
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    Nate has recently exposed himself as a double agent for the Miami Heat. When we beat Indiana for the title this season he'll be all over how much better we'd be if LeBron was here instead of LA...and when LeBron gets 22 turnovers in a game, 80 pts, 10 assists, 30 rebounds and they Heat lose by 10 pts...he'll start to give a rats ass how many turnovers LeBron had. (sorry Nate, I'm not very good at these insult things)
     
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    Nathan B is so stupid, he stares and juice cans because they say "concentrate"
     
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    Nate Bishop looks like Nikita Morgonov and a big Walrus had sex and then took a dump together.
     
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    Nate Bishop works for Apocalypse and is collecting the DNA (via sexy methods) of various NBA players to create the true G.O.A.T.

    Roy, Oden, Babbitt...they have all been drained of their DNA by Nate Bishop...in order to create..the ULTIMATE WARRIOR.

    :MARIS61:
     
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    Nate has a collection of rats asses he saves for just the occasion, he harvested them himself from the vermin inhabiting the perpetual filth of his shoddy windowless basement appartment
     
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    Nate Bishop is so stupid that he makes HCP look like a Rhodes Scholar.
     
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    Nate Bishop collects his own semen and uses it for toothpaste.
     
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    Nate Bishop can only have an orgasm is he places his genitals in a mouse trap.
     
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    Nate Bishop sits when he pees!
     
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