Seahawks tell their fans to STFU

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10304802/marshawn-lynch-seattle-seahawks-top-challenge-san-francisco-49ers-nfc-championship-game

 

The Onion

 

Cue Seahawks PR rep. LOL.

It was a funny article by The Onion.

 

Yeah, I figured I'd try to fool a few people by hiding it in an ESPN link

 

I fucking hate the 49ers.

I fucking love their coach.

 

If I wasn't a Niners fan, I would probably hate him, but he reminds me of Jerry Sloan a bit. Extremely old school and passionate. Kind of an ass. Very good coach. Even if someone hates the guy, you have to admit he's a really good coach.

 

Is there any way that both teams lose?

 

If the winning team were to lose their starting QB, that would really suck. If Seattle were to lose Lynch. I think the Niners could survive an injury to Gore.

 

either way, I know my facebook wall is going to suck on Sunday. Can't stand Niners fans. Hate Seattle people.

 

That's me! You know that, though. Same with Pete Carroll (and Chip Kelly, soon enough, although I love Charles).

 

That is funny I do not care who you are

 

OMG.... if they lose the pain will be so hilarious.

http://www.komonews.com/sports/Man-gets-Seahawks-Super-Bowl-champs-tattoo-240352141.html

 

What an asshole for the jinx. It's like the guy isn't even a sports fan just jumping on the bandwagon

hoop fam

 

And thus the whole point of that article by the Onion

 

He can always give it away to people in Africa and South America if the Seahawks lose, though.

 

I'm going to get a tattoo that says:

Portland Trail Blazers
20__ NBA Champions!

And then I'll just sharpy in the year when they win. Hopefully they win in this century.

 

Yeah. Easy to tell based on my Facebook feed too. Poseur nation

hoop fam