was jesus really a jew?

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  1. DaLincolnJones

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    For those that choose too, here are a few of the places in that Bible that affirm that Jesus was Jewish.

    Matthew 1 1-17
    Luke 3 23-38
    John 3 2
    John 4 31
    John 6 25
    Matthew 5 17
    Luke 2 39-41
    Luke 6 1-5

    Starts with genealogy and follows through on how he worshiped and beliefs he followed..there is more and the bread crumb trail is easy to follow.
     
  2. riverman

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    He was born in a barn, had no biological father at the time, wandered the region on a donkey...destroyed the temple of money lenders...he wasn't a jew, he was a gypsy maybe?
     
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    Sorry I didnt mean religiously, if a black woman converts to Judaism and has a kid, that kids a Jew, Jew
     
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    Wait... then what does it mean to be Jewish then?
     
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    Was Jesus an Israeli?
     
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    He was certainly an Israelite

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    get it? because he's white? lite... nevermind
     
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    shut up, Meg!


    an kelly
     
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    He wasnt white-white.
    the reason we always think he's white was because thats how the churches wanted to perceive him a while back, and not as he actually was. (Some of them still do to this day, perceive him as a 99.9% white man).
     
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    Not bad! I wouldn't have gotten it!
     
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    Blood of Jesus found on Ark of the Covenant - scientific proof of Virgin birth

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    I have heard this fellow say, "The only way to make a Jew is to be plopped out of a Jewish womb". I have no reason to doubt him.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QwE7-oZ0Do
     
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    Not true, Wook. You actually CAN convert ala George Costanza. A friend wanted to marry a Jewish girl and the only way she'd say yes was if he converted. He was nonreligious, didn't care one way or another and converted.

    The process sounded bizarre, but maybe I'd just had a few too many beers when they described it. I think the dude, who was already circumsized, had to have a ritual circumcision where they used a needle to remove a drop of blood from his penis. Sounds crazy, but I'm pretty sure that was part of the Jewish conversion process for him.
     
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    You're right, I should have added that caveat...
     
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    No, he was a Mennonite.
     
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    Jesus was the natural-born son of Mary and Joseph. Neither was Jewish as far as anyone knows.
     
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    Then why the Mexican name?
     
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