Your biggest irrational fear?

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  1. Wheels

    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    dude I was snorkeling in Kauai last year, and the water was beautiful, but I swear every 2 seconds I was checking behind me to make sure nothing snuck up on me... F that!
     
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    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Also... what if people think I'm dead but I'm not and I wake up in my already buried coffin, or wake up in the incinerator, right before I'm gonna be cremated....
     
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    I went snorkeling off the coast of Hawaii when i was 15, and a shark swam right past me without a second glance. I literally almost threw up my heart at that moment.
     
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    Jesu Cristo I forgot to breathe while typing that whole last post.
     
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    good GOD! That would scare the everything outta me. At one point a Sea Turtle swam about 3 feet in front of me, and I didnt see him till the last second. My wife said she heard me through the snorkle all the way to the beach about 50 feet away lol. I can only imagine a shark!
     
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    my work Compy's run like Internet explorer 6 lol, I only have a red x with this. Better not be a Sounders crest!
     
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    That's exactly what it is.
     
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    new irrational fear... Will Johnson wearing a Sounder's kit... *BARF*
     
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    I used to have fears that I would forget how to breath.

    I sometimes have to stop and think about how to swallow food if I'm short of breath. Really weird, like I almost panic.
     
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    Now that I think about it, centipedes crawling up my anus on their way to my nose has always been a big fear. Irrational or otherwise.
     
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    that sounds like something brainiac does every 3rd Thursday of the month
     
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    Waking up in a hole in Sly's basement with him telling me to put the lotion on my skin
     
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    PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!
     
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    That reminds me of Cartman in Southpark and the movie Silence of the Lambs.

    [video=youtube;7rgSnm2-2ps]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rgSnm2-2ps[/video]
     
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    This is actually funny.
     
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    There are quite a few countries I'm paranoid to visit, but I'm not sure if that is irrational or not though.
     
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    Ever since the first time I watched "The Wrath of Khan", the idea of an insect burrowing its way through my brain and into my ear has freaked me out.

    Also, similar to you other semi-claustrophobics, I always worry when I have to go into the crawl space under my house that I'm going to get stuck slithering under a ventilation duct and be trapped down there.
     
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    Yeah, claustrophobia is no friend of mine so I'm going with 2nd most irrational fear and saying spelunking..cave diving in those little cracks a couple miles underground with a small lifeline, all the sea life has no color like Golum and there's no peripheral vision, that drainpipe fear is a creepy one....(shudder)
     
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    I worry about some crazy old guy with wide hairy wrists walking up and giving me a double titty-twister.
     
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