Ray Felton is the NBA's worst starting PG

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  1. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Ray would be starting. He would have eaten Lillard by now.
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, Feb 4, 2014
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    "Ugh, don't give him a high five, he'll give you basketball AIDS"

    :lol:
     
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    That was hilarious.
     
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    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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  5. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    You have to love the drunken Aussie commentary.

    I can't say I haven't been there myself when Felton was wearing the Scarlet & Black.
     
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  6. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    I hope someone forwards this to Stotts. Actually, I'm sure it's making the rounds among the Blazer players. Of course, to those that played with him, it will just look like an average game.

    Let's hope we get a nice dose of Damian on Wednesday. If a chucker like Brandon Knight did that to him, can you imagine what Lillard will do?
     
    maxiep, Feb 4, 2014
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    HCP, you see this yet?
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Mr. Sandbag, brick me a three,
    (Bum, bum, bum, bum)
    Go get a rebound, dribble it off your knee,
    (Bum, bum, bum, bum)
    With your big round head, like the Muppet Grover,
    (Bum, bum, bum, bum)
    How can you help but turn the ball over?

    Sandbag, you’re such a tool,
    Don't have no right to play us the fool,
    Don’t know how to be a Mensch,
    Mr. Sandbag, rot on the bench!

    Bum, bum, bum, bum
     
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    Brilliant!
     
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    I have almost forgotten that he was on the Blazers. I throw him into the group with Juan Dixon, Jamal Crawford and Shawn Kemp, and players that think should have their stats and time as Blazers deleted from the teams history.
     
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    Ray looked about 30 lbs lighter tonight.
     
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    I was uncomfortable watching him play for the Nicks. I think the only place I could enjoy seeing fucking Ray Felton play is if he were a LaCur.
     
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    [video=youtube;8K8s2K96GvY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8K8s2K96GvY[/video]

    This guy slays me. The video in the OP is Part III. I can't find Part II but this is Part I. I about hit the floor at "Fat F___ing Wombat." :biglaugh:

    :matrix:
     
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    BTW, Mike Woodson's strategy to come back and beat the Blazers? Bench Ray Felton.

    It almost worked.
     
    maxiep, Feb 6, 2014
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    loved this from Grantland
     
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    Read through some of our posts in game threads when he was here. The comment in those would be the same thing this dude is ranting about
     
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