5 Celebrities you would leave your spouse/significant other for?

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Since I'm single, I'll just list 5 celebs I'd wifey up.

    Claudia Bassols- (Spanish actress)
    Alice Eve
    Brittney Palmer (UFC Ring Girl)
    Rachel Bison
    and for the coug factor, Leslie Mann.
     
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    Isn't it half your age plus 7?
     
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    Rachel Bilson was my number 6.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    BULLSHIT! You are not 26! I don't believe you for a minute. I met you back in 2003 and you damn sure weren't 16 :lol:
     
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    For you rookies out there, I'd like to introduce you my wife!

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    Why are you posting selfies on this thread?
     
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    I don't have a spouse/sig other. But I freely admit I have a crush on Rachel Maddow (yes, brains turn me on). She, sadly for me, happily for her, has a wife.

    Add in Mariska Hargitay and Sheryl Swoopes and I'm happy.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Wow, that's one heavy duty over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder right there...
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    No Kat Dennings and Katy Perry? Guess i'm a sucker for big boobs.
     
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    BRAH STOP TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH ME. I TOLD YOU NO MEANS NO.

    :MARIS61:
     
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    I thought about Katy Perry.

    I like thicker girls, but Kat Dennings is meh. Plus I saw an episode of her show once and it was awful.
     
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    If the question was simply, "name five celebs you want to fuck," then yeah.... Katy Perry would make the list. Anytime I've ever heard her talk she has struck me as someone who doesn't have much going on upstairs. I don't think that's someone I would want to spend the rest of my life with.

    Jennifer Lawrence > Katy Perry
     
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    oh yeah, Kate Beckinsale is amazing looking.
     
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    I can honestly say that I've never heard Katy Perry talk.

    Yeah that's a no brainer.
     
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    Jennifer Lawrence looks like some random girl.
     
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    That's absurd. You need to slap yourself for that one.

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    I've only seen her in x-men. I mean she looks like some girl you'd bump into at the mall.
     
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    Top 5 no order
    Emma Watson
    Mila Kunis
    Megan Fox got to have a little crazy
    Ariany Celeste
    Danielle Fishel long time love of Boy Meets World.

    Men just to be fair
    Alex Trebeck
    Bill Clinton
    Emeril Lagasse

    And that is about it.
     

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