Costco

YAY! I sure hope first prize is a "jump to the front of the line for free" card...

 

Sorry, first come, first served. You gotta be quicker than that.

 

What are you, dyslexic? The sign over the bed says, "First served, first come."

 

Mrs HCP assured me wook is very quick.

 

Mostly I bulk up on my calves, because I lift with my legs and all that walking and pushing the cartfull...

 

65 million Americans who used to think that way:

STD fast facts

Estimated number of Americans living with an STD: 65 million
Number of new cases of STDs every year: 19 million
Number of Americans who will get an STD in their lifetime: 1 in 4
Number of unsafe sexual contacts it takes to get an STD: 1
Number of Americans who have genital herpes: 45 million
Percentage of Americans who have herpes and do not know it: 35
Seconds it takes for a new person gets genital herpes: 30
Number of people living with HIV/AIDS in America: 468,578
Percentage of those people who are African-American: 44
Number of people living with HIV who have not been diagnosed: 1 in 5
Maximum number of days it takes to detect HIV with an early detection test: 28
Estimated total number of cases of Chlamydia each year: 4,000,000
Percentage of women living with Chlamydia who do not know it: 75
Estimated cost of Chlamydia complications in the U.S. each year: $2,000,000,000
Average cost of antibiotic to treat a case of Chlamydia: $15
Percentage of people who have gonorrhea in the throat and do not know it: 90
Percentage of people who have syphilis, do not know it, and develop complications years later: 33
Estimated increased risk of acquiring HIV if infected with syphilis: 5 times
Percentage of IV drug users who are infected with Hepatitis B: 30
Percentage of IV drug users who are infected with Hepatitis C: 85
Percentage of straight men and women who have had sex with more than 5 people in the last 6 months who have Hepatitis B: 21
Number of people out of 100 infected with Hepatitis C who will develop chronic infection: 80

http://www.stdtestexpress.com/std-facts/

 

I suspect he shops at Costco for blue diamonds in bulk.

 

Giant bags of shredded tillamook cheese... And TP consequently.

 

This reminds me of old people and reefer madness.

You won't get stds if you bang your wife without a condom Maris.. try it sometime

 

The wine section is always my downfall . . .

 

Typical liberal.

(ok, ok, jez kidding)

 

HEYOOOOOOOOOO!

 

I didn't tell my wife, but when we got married, I purchased eight identical wedding bands at Costco because I was certain I was going to lose my ring often.

I guess it worked, because in seven years of marriage, I haven't lost it once.

 

Hard to lose when it's pierced thru your nose.

 

Nah. He got a Prince Albert.

 

HAHAHAHA!!

 

Damn, you stole my response!

 

I needed to hear that like I need another hole in my penis.

 

You lose that ring, you've got bigger problems than the lost ring.

 

I am on my 2nd ring after 11 years. 1st one I lost while working in Greece back in '04. I took it off to wash my hands, forgot to put it back on, realized and went back to get it like 3 minutes later and it was gone!!! #busted