Family calls 911 because their housecat trapped them in a bathroom.

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  1. Natebishop3

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    Re: Family calls 911 because their housecat trapped them in a bedroom.

    Only in Portland.
     
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    You think you could have your family go to sleep with a little monster screeching in anger. It had scratched your baby with its big claws and figured you deserved worse for kicking it. It had previously attacked family members.

    Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters.
     
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    The Ghost Busters are down a man. I don't think they could handle this.
     
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    I should teach Mod Class. You haven't framed the thread's issues, so people won't post. What is the race of the family? Of the cat? Is this a 1%er family? Is the cat related to them by blood, or adopted? Do they live in some ritzy part of Portland like HCP, or are they respected on the street? Did they honk for Oden, or Durant? Pro-war or anti? Pro-Mo or anti? If not Mo, who?

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    Bunch of pussies...
     
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    ...they should have shot it, IMMEDIATELY! :devilwink: All cats are evil.
     
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    I think it was just one pussy
     
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    ...the mom or the baby? :dunno:
     
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    Is this cat a boy or a girl? Either way, it needs a sex life. But other cats are even more scared of it than people are. Maybe a matchmaker site could find a dwarf bear. All the cats on the street need a new hobby.
     
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    the cat

    duh
     
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    I love a good large pussy story.

    "Help me find the keys and we'll drive the truck out".
     
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    my aunt had a couple siamese cats and they were mean as fuck, i mean i could snap their necks if i needed to, but it aint worth getting your face clawed up

    they did this weird hissing/ moaning/ half roar shit that creeped the shit out of me
     
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    ...speaking of which, this psycho kitty could probably get laid here --> Portland May Get North America's First Cat Cafe
     
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