Looking for this beauty!

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  1. rasheedfan2005

    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    Why do you have a picture of my sister?
     
    rasheedfan2005, Mar 24, 2014
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  2. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    3RA1N1AC, Mar 24, 2014
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  3. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Mrs. HCP will not be pleased.
     
    santeesioux, Mar 24, 2014
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  4. rasheedfan2005

    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    Dude. You just won the internet. That's the hardest I've laughed in years.
     
    rasheedfan2005, Mar 24, 2014
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  5. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    I might have some of her left somewhere. I'll look in my freezer tonight...
     
    BlazerWookee, Mar 24, 2014
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  6. rasheedfan2005

    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    If only she put the lotion in the Fucking basket...
     
    rasheedfan2005, Mar 24, 2014
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  7. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Isn't there some place on Craigslist for this kind of shit?

    "Our eyes met as I shoved a huge hotdog in my mouth and I knew you were the one!"
     
    Natebishop3, Mar 24, 2014
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  8. rasheedfan2005

    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    " Your hair was dyed blonde, we made eye contact while I was filming you. I was the guy wearing overalls and a phanny pack. Yes that was my mom next to me, she promised to comb my hair before bed if I took her with me. I read your lips but I must have been zoomed in on you ass when you said "I want to," because all I caught was "fuck you." I'd do anything to lower you into the 50foot hole I dug in my moms basement. I'll show you my pez dispenser collection if you'll rub the lotion on its skin."
     
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    rasheedfan2005, Mar 24, 2014
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  9. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    "Lotion," lol...
     
    BlazerWookee, Mar 24, 2014
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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  11. rasheedfan2005

    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    I'm a new member Greg, can you milk me?
     
    rasheedfan2005, Mar 24, 2014
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  12. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I'm not Greg and I want nothing to do with your milk.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Mar 24, 2014
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  13. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Two rules to this kind of thing:

    Rule 1: Be handsome.

    Rule 2: Don't be ugly.
     
    Natebishop3, Mar 24, 2014
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  14. rasheedfan2005

    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
     
    rasheedfan2005, Mar 24, 2014
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    That single-issue poster won't be back.
     
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  16. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    The odds of finding 'this beauty' on 'this board' is approaching absolute zero.

    Just go to another Blazers game, Slam Drunk.

    Thanks for the fodder though. I appreciate it.
     
    BBert, Mar 24, 2014
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    I believe you are thinking after the road trip ends.
     
    Mediocre Man, Mar 24, 2014
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    Cryptkeeper Forum Bourgeoisie Staff Member Global Moderator

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    :lol:
     
    Cryptkeeper, Mar 24, 2014
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    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    "Won" or "broke"?
     
    oldmangrouch, Mar 24, 2014
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  20. Cryptkeeper

    Cryptkeeper Forum Bourgeoisie Staff Member Global Moderator

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